The Grand Climax Satanic Ritual

As the Grand Climax week approaches, I wanted to share our coven's beliefs and rituals of this most Satanic holiday. If you google the words "grand climax" you are sure to retrieve a gambit of information ranging from anal sex (the climax part) to Xtians claiming to have demystified the Grand Climax with descriptions of virgin sacrifice, child abduction or elaborate rituals performed by music superstars. Many Xtian "authorities" on the subject of Satanic rituals, holidays and celebrations are simply misguided fools who cut and paste horrid fabrications of human trafficking and "baby mills" to serve the escalating needs of the ever-growing Illuminati masses. From the elaborate schemes to kidnap just the right virgin to visitors from outer space who look like reptiles, the stories grow more outlandish and grotesque. If we are to speak on the subject, let's use facts and truth instead of "Satanic panic".